A Cautionary Tale

Tonight:
1 glass of wine = I love wine!
2 glasses of wine = I want to fall in love!
3 glasses of wine = I love everyone!
4 glasses of wine = I love my bed!
5 glasses of wine = Where's my bed?
6 glasses of wine = I love my bed and the person in it... Wait who is that? Is this my bed?
7 glasses of wine = I don't care, it's my bed now.
8 glasses of wine = I love my bed, but why does it need to spin?

Tomorrow:
1 glass of wine = I love wine!
2 glasses of wine = I want to drink wine again soon!
3 glasses of wine = I love a good night out!
4 glasses of wine = I love my bed -- I think I'll stay in it for awhile longer.
5 glasses of wine = Where's my aspirin?
6 glasses of wine = This is not my bed! And who the hell are you???
7 glasses of wine = I don't care, I'm staying in this bed. Forever.
8 glasses of wine = I hate my bed. And why is it still spinning?